We really do know what women want

This may get me in trouble, but it’s true. Men know what women want, it’s not that difficult. A woman wants to feel cared for and secure. She wants to know that her man stands behind her and will support her emotional needs and be truthful and honest, no matter how much it may hurt her when he does. Listen, a woman would rather you tell her you’re seeing someone else, or that your just not interested in seeing her anymore or whatever the case may be instead of you lying to her thinking your protecting her feelings. Women hate that shit. I know this from personal experience. Most of the trouble I’ve encountered with any woman came from me trying to be “nice” and spare her feelings from being hurt instead of being honest and telling her the truth. Every man already knows this is what women want. The problem is we have this thing called “man pride” that gets in the way. It would be an affront to our pride to think we actually know what you want and simply didn’t have the capacity to give it to you. And that’s basically what it boils down to; we don’t have the innate capacity to give women what they want.
We spend our entire life trying to outwit, out do and out smart the next man. That usually involves some sort of backhanded, not-always-ethical or moral manipulation. There is always one guy in the room that makes the other guys feel inadequate or threatened. So what do we do? We put on a façade so our true feelings of inadequacy aren’t seen. Bigger houses, prettier wives, faster cars, it’s all a façade. A mask to make the other males think we carry a bigger stick. Unfortunately, we carry this façade over to our relationships with women. This is especially true of American men. We are taught to be tough and show no emotions. Our European counterparts are not afraid to give women the things they need emotionally.
The reality is, we know what you want, but we are too afraid and too egotistical to give it to you exactly the way you want. It’s all about being in charge. When a man gives his woman everything she wants, the way she wants, then other men call him pussy whipped. We HATE the thought of being whipped by the pussy…we’re supposed to whip the pussy!
In the movie “What Women Want” starring Mel Gibson and that ever sexy Helen Hunt, Mel was accidentally electrically shocked and discovered he had the ability to read the thoughts of women. Sure that would make it a lot easier for us, but deep down inside, really deep down inside we already know…

Yea, I’d Do Her

That’s what goes through the brain of almost every guy when he’s out anywhere, and I do mean anywhere. We basically have a very degrading scale on which we judge women and unfortunately marriage isn’t on that scale. What? That’s pretty insulting to all the happily married couples out there, but it’s true. Marriage isn’t on that scale, but what is on that scale is, “Can I see myself fucking her for the rest of my life?” Now, if the answer to that happens to be yes, then a guy will marry you, but if the answer is no, forget it. He will never willingly ask you to marry him.
So, what is this scale? It’s very simple, it boils down to this:
1. Would I do her – that’s basically a yes 90% of the time
2. Would I do her repeatedly – we’re trying to figure out if you’re worth doing for life at that point
3. I would let her blow me – sorry, that is only as far as it’s going
Most men married or not, go through this little scenario in their head EVERY day. At the grocery store shopping, when we get in the cute cashier’s lane, we’re secretly saying, “Yea, I’d fuck her”. When we go to our mate’s Christmas party and she introduces us to the somewhat snooty, but hot VP of Marketing, in our head we’re saying, “Damn, I’d like to market her ass one time” (for you unhip guys, that means you would like to sleep with her, just once). Of course, most men only take it as far as thinking about Ms. VP, bent over her desk in heels, a business suit and thigh-highs while he shows her the UPWARD trend in his PowerPoint presentation. But if she’s really hot, he’ll either go home and jack-off thinking about her or mentally picture you, his mate, as her that evening. As a matter of fact, if he seems extra frisky that evening, it’s NOT you; it’s the thought of fucking Ms. VP that’s churning in his loins!
Anyway, we think about this daily. It’s not so much that we go out wanting to think about this, it just happens. Every woman that is half-way decent looking gets put on the chopping block and rated. Ladies, let me tell you how deep this goes. Remember when you introduced your then boyfriend to your best girl friend? Well, he did one of three things during that introduction…first, if she’s hot he thought about what it would be like to fuck her; second, if she’s not hot, he thought, “Hell, I’d at least let her blow me”, like his dick his so special the “least” he could do for her would be to let her suck it! And last but not least he thought about fucking BOTH of you! Yes, that’s right he thought about fucking you both…the seldom had, but always hoped for ménage a trios with the girlfriend’s best friend!
How do I know these things to be true? Well, I just left the grocery store where I saw a young blond on the cover of some magazine in a hot two-piece yellow bikini and what was the very first thing my wicked little mind thought? I’ll let you finish that one yourself.
Ladies, don’t get mad at your guys for doing this. We literally cannot help it, no matter how hard we try. It doesn’t mean that we are or even WANT to cheat on you with other women; it just means we can’t help thinking about what it would be like to have sex with other women. Thinking about it isn’t a crime…is it?

Pearl necklaces and lollipops

So, why am I writing this blog? I guess I’m writing it for a couple of reason. Number one…my friends say I do a pretty good job of writing. Personally I think I’m not a writer at all, but a guy that knows how to put his thoughts down in a clear and concise manner. Number two…I think this is a good way to purge my soul of all the shit I’ve done and thought about doing. Hopefully for me it will be cathartic and for you (especially the women readers) enlightening or at the very least mildly amusing.

I’m a good guy and if you ask most of my friends about me they’ll tell you the same, but like most men I’ve done some pretty foul things in my life. What do I consider foul? Lying, cheating, stealing…you know, shit like that. Now don’t go getting the wrong idea, I’m not a crook or a conman or any of those things. I’m talking about the little lies that men tell that seem harmless enough…lies like, “No, I wasn’t checking her out.” When he knows good and well he was looking directly at her lovely, tight ass. I’ll get into what that means later, but for right now let’s just say I’m the average guy, nothing more…nothing less.

Now guys don’t get pissed off at me for this confessional that I’m making of the entire species. Not EVERY man has a secret life. Some men are genuine, upright, and salt of the earth guys that have never done a dirty deed in their entire life. I applaud you guys…but for everyone that hasn’t reached Sainthood yet, this blog is for and about us.

So, let’s get started.

Why we do what we do

The honest answer is I have no fucking idea! I’m sure some socio-Anthropologist (is there such a person?) would say it relates back to our primitive days when we were “hunter/gatherers” and we had to protect our clan. Well, that may be the psycho-socio reason why and I have to admit I have felt pretty primitive during some of my sexual encounters, but come on; we’re talking about stuff that happened millions of years ago. How could that have carried over into the cesspool we call our DNA? Ok, maybe I do have an idea; well at least I have this theory…some people say men do everything they do in order to get sex. Well, that may be partially true. Sex is very important to us, but I think it goes deeper that that. I think we ONLY do the things we truly, and I mean TRULY want to do. Ok, let me explain. There are no accidents. I didn’t accidentally cheat on my spouses (both of them). I WANTED to do it or guess what? It would have never happened! What I’m saying is no matter the situation, you can always say NO, you are always in control…even if it is life or death related you are in control. Men, in general are not good at saying no, unless saying no benefits them in some way. We secretly, always want whatever we do to benefit us somehow.

Here’s a good example, a guy that’s been married for 14 years, happily married for 14 years, goes out and buys his wife a beautiful pearl necklace. Now it doesn’t matter what economic bracket you’re in and the necklace could have cost $100 or $100,000. What matters is he feels she deserves it, and she probably does. She’s been a good wife to him and a great mother to his kids, and he HONESTLY feels she’s deserving of this special gift. So, he brings it home in hopes that she’ll love it and feel special, right? Partially right, he does bring it home in hopes that she’ll love it. As a matter of fact, he hopes that she’ll love it so much that she’ll give him the best blowjob he’s had in six years, hell since they’ve been married!! And, if she really loves it, maybe he’ll get that special treat reserved for birthdays and Father’s Day…that’s right, anal sex! (Men, you can applaud or high five each other here) Oh, that is so fucking rude you say! BULLSHIT! What’s rude is that we, men, fool ourselves into thinking that we don’t want to be reciprocated for what we do. If this guy didn’t get laid that night, trust me he was pissed off. He may have never said anything to his spouse, but he was secretly hoping to get some ass that night.

Am I saying its right? It’s not my place to judge, my last name isn’t Mathis; I’m just telling you what’s really going through our twisted little brains.